God invented chocolate pudding

erikaoftroy:

and then he rested.

This reminds me of my favorite Robin Williams quote:

“God gave me a brain and a penis, but not enough blood to use both at once.”

panic attacks and deaths in the family

sarahofsparta:

today is just not my day.

I <3 You RBF. //hug

They say bad happenings come in threes.

erikaoftroy:

:/ Beware.

:o! You knock on wood! RINNOW!

And I’m a libertarian for christ’s sake lol

erikaoftroy:

(via dsfincannon)

(via erikaoftroy) I love you! *looks for interpretation*

(via erikaoftroy)

I love you!

*looks for interpretation*

Speak the truth. Even if your voice shakes.

(via erikaoftroy)

You had me at hello.

Even though you said “Good-bye.”

Because that is just you.

<3

I’m okay.

(via erikaoftroy)

Good to hear. :) <3

Cake or death? Cake or death?

(via erikaoftroy)

depends on the cake

erikaoftroy: Robin Thicke and his lovely wife Paula Patton rob is far more lovely. far far farrrr more lovely :D

erikaoftroy:

Robin Thicke and his lovely wife Paula Patton

rob is far more lovely. far far farrrr more lovely :D